[Today, somewhere in camp, there is a well. The well has a sign with
this guy's face on it in front of it. You may feel compelled by that (really fucking uncomfortable) stare to go toss a coin into the well, where you will hear something like:]
Pokedex entries don't actually make any sense.
((The well is the
well of uncomfortable truths. Toss in a coin, receive an uncomfortable truth for all to hear.))