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[dotdotdotmunch]

Does anyone know where I can get lots of alcohol? My brother ... has a drinking problem at the moment.

((sleep! Will pick up all tags tomorrow~))

Comments

[impiersonate]

[......... giggling.]

[dotdotdotmunch]

It's not funny.

[but somewhat amused himself]

[impiersonate]

I'm quite impressed that I managed to drive him to drink without actually doing anything.

[dotdotdotmunch]

Obsessions can do that to a person.

[philipedia]

Oh my.

[dotdotdotmunch]

I'm fine if he does it ... once a day, but it's getting excessive.

[philipedia]

Does it affect you the same way as it does humans?

[dotdotdotmunch]

We can get drunk. It just... takes a while.

[helenesque]

. . .

And he can't get his own alcohol why?

[dotdotdotmunch]

Because he's useless.

[helenesque]

[shakes his head.]

Can you pay? If you can, I live in a bar.

[dotdotdotmunch]

Sure, I can pay.

[barfintomyhat]

I had a drinking problem once. But more importantly, I didn't know you had a brother.

[dotdotdotmunch]

He hasn't been here long. Came in with the other counselors?

[barfintomyhat]

Is he a counselor too?

[dotdotdotmunch]

Yeah. He's, uh, the Romance Advisor.

[bitchester]

Something tells me that finding him more alcohol isn't the solution.

[dotdotdotmunch]

If you have one, I'm listening.

[bitchester]

Okay, so why is a vampire an alcoholic?

[dotdotdotmunch]

The same reason anyone's an alcoholic.