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[mywifeaneva]

[YOU ARE BEING FOLLOWED]

((ITP you are being randomly stalked or have the sudden urge to follow someone. Feel free to specify who you are touching, or whether you would like to be touched. MEET SOMEONE NEW. TAG OLD FRIENDS. START A CHAIN OF STALKING, ala Zetsubou-sensei. idk you really want to talk to someone right now it's a super awesome idea

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[putyaswordson]

[are you really going to follow this guy into the shower.

really.

really?

REALLY?]

[leftintheright]

*...well, this is sure to be awkward*

[putyaswordson]

[I made a friend in the shower once, it's all good]

[leftintheright]

*oh neat, because I am feeling compelled to follow you*

[putyaswordson]

[this is going to end up pretty gay. but that's okay.]

[leftintheright]

*and it's me rather than Okita, so I'll just be awkward rather than making awful jokes and insulting you*

[putyaswordson]

[it doesn't matter what universe that dick is from, he gets on my nerves :|||||||||||

anyways PUTS DOWN THINGS and starts getting naked. OH BOY...]

[leftintheright]

*well, that's what people do in the shower, I guess. I am kind of wary, though, because I have heard about the showers doing weird things*

[putyaswordson]

[... are you seriously going to stand there and watch me get naked.

and people tell me I'm closeted.]

...?

[leftintheright]

*actually, I was probably watching the showerhead warily*

Excuse me, are you sure that's safe?

[putyaswordson]

... oh, it's you. No, it's not, but it's been three days and I don't really care anymore.

[leftintheright]

I see. Please be careful.

[putyaswordson]

It's not that big of a deal. It's disgusting at first, but most of the time, nothing happens.

[leftintheright]

That implies there are times when something does happen.

[putyaswordson]

Blood comes out.

[leftintheright]

Yes. That is problematic.