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[areplicatedhope]

[IT IS A PLATE OF HORRIBLE LOOKING FOOD.  NAY, IT TRANSCENDS HORRIBLE TO THE OTHER SIDE.  THE AURA ALONE MIGHT MAKE YOU FAINT.

There are two teenagers dressed in god-awful clothes looking at it dubiously.]

Are you really going to make him eat it?

It could taste better than it looks!

I think we've created a monster. Or a weapon. I bet if we threw it at

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[indepondent]

Wow. I mean. Wow.

[areplicatedhope]

She really should have asked someone else to help.

[indepondent]

Why, you can't cook?

[areplicatedhope]

I can, but it takes me a long time to learn.

[indepondent]

So get started.

[areplicatedhope]

I am! But I need a recipe first. She was just throwing in random things.

[indepondent]

That's a good way to learn too!

[areplicatedhope]

I think my way works fine too.

[indepondent]

Which is?

[areplicatedhope]

Learning the basics from a recipe first before just jumping in.

[indepondent]

No wonder you don't know how to cook.

[areplicatedhope]

I know. Most people start when they're younger too. I didn't even understand how it worked until a few years back.

[indepondent]

What took you so long?

[areplicatedhope]

I lived in a manor until I was seventeen, and only servants went into the kitchen.

[indepondent]

How ...posh.

[areplicatedhope]

What does that mean?