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[king_of_shell]

[It's a nice, calm, quiet night in Camp Fuck You-hahahaha, no. A greenish meteor suddenly appears in the sky, heading for camp at speeds that are definitely not safe.]

[WHAT DO YOU DO?

A. Flee!
B. Panic!
C. Shoot that bitch!
D. None of the above]

Comments

John: Select option B.

[putthebunnyin]

meteor!!!!
oh geez, it's sburb all over again!
where is bruce willis when you need him?!

Re: John: Select option B.

[king_of_shell]

[I'll tell you where he's not; between you and this thing. Is it getting closer? {YES}]

Re: John: Select option B.

[putthebunnyin]

With no rockets handy to launch at the offending meteor and no server player to drop you off a new plot device, it is time to ABSCOND like a motherfucker. And thus you run, with the utmost POISE and DIGNITY.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

okay so maybe I'm not good at science

[go_onred]

[heads out grimly with a baseball bat, then stands ready]

Re: okay so maybe I'm not good at science

[king_of_shell]

[That's adorable. And convenient, since it seems to be heading STRAIGHT FOR YOU.]

[go_onred]

[I can totally do this]

[king_of_shell]

[Impact in 3.....2.....1.....]

[lasthummardian]

[watches, eyes wide]

I wish I had my mecha.

[king_of_shell]

[We all have those days. I mean, it looks like you HAD those days. Getting closer!]

[lasthummardian]

[starts doing frantic calculations about the size of the impact zone so I can figure out who to move]

[king_of_shell]

[Might wanna speed those up a bit, because it seems to be headed straight for you.]

[ibelieveicanfry]

[readies frying pan

like a baseball bat]

[king_of_shell]

[This is not time for cooking!]

[ibelieveicanfry]

[who said I was cooking? this is for hitting the meteor when it nears!]

[king_of_shell]

[It's sad that I have canon for this. Impact in 3...2....1...]

[jaguarken]

Beast ON!

[I'm not sure martial arts will cut it against this thing - but damned if I won't try]

[king_of_shell]

[Punching meteors works all the time! At least, you'd better hope so.]

[jaguarken]

[damn you why isn't my weapon a blaster or something instead of a pair of BLOODY TONFAS?!]

[king_of_shell]

[The sad fate of not being Red? idk]