ITP: Forward-Dated to Tuesday

[bethejune]

[Fresh out of the horror of October comes Tuesday at the Mess Hall. As most veterans of Camp Fuck You Die know, this is the day to avoid the food there in favour of whatever snacks you've been hoarding anywhere else. Unfortunately, it is the rite of many a new camper to learn just why this is

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[gleestud]

[WHOA HEY]

--hey! Uh! Bad idea!

[bethejune]

I was getting that feeling.

[gleestud]

Just...put the soup down, dude. And take a couple steps back too.

[bethejune]

[taking several back, actually]

So, where's the food that isn't, uh, people?

[vampsuckudry]

Why don't you guess?

[bethejune]

My guesses involve soylent green, but I'm really hoping that's not the case.

[vampsuckudry]

Your hopes are about to get crushed, then.

[bethejune]

Oh man. I'm so glad I hadn't actually eaten it yet.

[howbabbyformed]

[walking past]

[howbabbyformed]

Hold on.

[returns]

[howbabbyformed]

Hey, man. Come here.

[bethejune]

[WHAT IS THIS OMINOUS FEELING]

Sure, what's up?

[harisentai]

[... 8|]

It is not.

[bethejune]

It's not chicken?

[harisentai]

No.

[bethejune]

So it really is soylent green?

[boldstarring]

Aren't you genre-savvy?

[bethejune]

I was hoping this wasn't one of those times I needed to be.

[boldstarring]

If your food looks suspicious? I'd say it's definitely one of those times that you need to be.

[bethejune]

I'm really glad I didn't eat it.