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[sillyrabitricks]

. . .

This is not the Halloween costume I picked out.

[COSTUMES/BE THINGS/WHATEVER POST

also plastic pumpkins full of candy for the kiddies and lovers of sweets]

Comments

[solipsismmortal]

[dressed as a railroad conductor]

Now isn't this somethin'! And what are you s'posed to be, then?

[sillyrabitricks]

I think I'm a pokemon...?

[solipsismmortal]

[crouches]

Never heard o' that one, sorry.

[sillyrabitricks]

[sniffs at :|a]

Some kiddie thing.

[solipsismmortal]

[PERFECTLY NORMAL-SMELLING probably smells like cologne]

It's cute, anyway.

[sillyrabitricks]

Yeah. So who are you, guy? You should pet me.

[solipsismmortal]

[pets!]

Pretty sure I'm a railroad conductor. Kinda surprising, really-- I haven't worn this uniform in about a year.

[sillyrabitricks]

I meant your name. Ah, I road on a train lots before I came here! It was always fun!

[solipsismmortal]

I admit, I'm pretty fond of 'em.

[sillyrabitricks]

They're soooo fast.

[solipsismmortal]

You ever been on a transcontinental railway? Those're usually the fastest.

[sillyrabitricks]

Yeah! We were trying to get to China!

[solipsismmortal]

And what were you lookin' for in China?

[sillyrabitricks]

A general.

[solipsismmortal]

Huh, that so?

[keeps petting]

[sillyrabitricks]

He was visiting hookers across the world and we had to chase him down to make him do real work.

[nuzzzzllleeeee yes pettings yeeess]