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[you know those cheap halloween things you buy at a drug store? The ones that come to life and make weird noises that scare your children? well, there's one of those in the messhall, a green witch with straw for hair and a black hat, and perfectly still. As a certain valkyrie walks by, it comes to life]
I'll get you my pretty---
[then very calmly, the valkyrie takes out her spear and beheads it, thinking it's a monster, she'll be staring bewilderedly at the wires coming out of it]
Why do I keep seeing creatures like this? Or those strange vegetables with faces?