[SPARKLE PRINCESS PARTY]

[motherbored]

[There is a banner:

Happy Birthday, Princess Dairine!!!!!!!!!!!

Beneath the banner, there is a tea party set up and a very displeased 11 12-year-old in a sparkly pink princess costume. In fact, no matter who you are, you may find yourself in a similar accoutrement. You also may find yourself drawn to said tea party whether or not you know the "

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[mythbusting]

Okay.

So at least mine's blue.

[motherbored]

That's totally unfair! Pink. Blech. Dresses are bad enough.

[mythbusting]

Are you missing that I'm a guy in a dress?

[motherbored]

Well.

You could have pink.

[mythbusting]

I still feel dumb, because, you know, the dress.

[motherbored]

Okay, it is pretty great.

Wanna sit down?

[mythbusting]

Will terrible things happen?

[motherbored]

I'll lecture camp if anything does.

[mythbusting]

What does lecturing camp do?

[motherbored]

Think very hard about what its done.

...Or something. I'm not really sure.

[mythbusting]

Whatever. It can wait 'til tomorrow.

[motherbored]

Yeah? Why's that?

[mythbusting]

Because you're not supposed to work too hard on your birthday.

[motherbored]

Yeah, I guess.

You want something to drink? It's safe, as far as I know.

[mythbusting]

Toss me a Coke. They're usually unjinxed.

[motherbored]

[Grabs one and hands it to him. Gets a Sprite for herself]

So, anything new?