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[plzdontoustme]

[Here, we have one puppywolf trying to sound out words on a sign sitting in between a HUGE bowl of orange-frosted animal crackers and a more modest one of dried prunes.

Most of you will probably have more luck at making out the sign's message:

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT SO ALWAYS CHOOSE TO EAT HEALTHY.]

... Why do they look like animals?

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[nocturnemission]

Hey, Toboe, what's-- Whoa cookies!

[NOM!]

[plzdontoustme]

[I AM HORRIFIED.]

[nocturnemission]

[Munch munch] Hmm? Something wrong? You look kinda- [Poof!]

[nocturnemission]

-weirded out.

... Wait, what?

[splendad]

[I'LL JUST EAT THIS ELEPHANT HERE in a surprising show of restraint]

[plzdontoustme]

[Why do you people keep eating the animals? :(]

[splendad]

Eh? Is something wrong?

[What is this...? Nothing changed?!]

[splendad]

[But suddenly! ELEPHANT NOISES coming from... somewhere...?]

[screwfate]

*knows better than this, and doesn't like cookies... but seems to be reaching for one anyway, why*

[leftintheright]

*is eating a prune himself, he's not sure what those cookies are made of*

[screwfate]

*yeah, that was probably a bad idea, I don't know why I--*

[screwfate]

*...wat*

[leftintheright]

*...trying a prune*

[plzdontoustme]

[Yuck.]

I doubt it tastes good.

[leftintheright]

It's fine.

[plzdontoustme]

It looks weird and not like something you're supposed to eat.

[watchmycannon]

[Neither of these look very appetizing. And yet, I feel so compelled towards the cookies--]

[plzdontoustme]

Um, do you know what it says? I can only make out certain words.

[watchmycannon]

[While in the process of putting the cookie in his mouth]

--Hm? Ah, it says, you are what you--

[watchmycannon]

--Eat.

...of course.