Everything will be over in an instant.

[calcsavesyou]

[ you've been feeling under the weather today. during your daily mirrorcheck, you may discover symptomatic blood blisters on your skin. give or take another hour, you will be suffering from a nosebleed that you just cannot seem to stop! just as you begin to wonder what is going on, the campers around you start hacking up blood, panic is spreading

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[philipedia]

[spoilerifically unaffected. yay.]

[jaguarken]

... you know everything, why are we - [hack splutter cough gasp BLOOD]

[philipedia]

[JESUS. hurrying to your side]

[jaguarken]

[thank you]

[spits up some blood on you anyway]

Sorry about that ...

[philipedia]

Don't worry about it-- Hospital. [tugs at your sleeve]

[jaguarken]

Do I have that long?

[philipedia]

I don't-- it looks like ebola, but it's progressing much too fast.

[jaguarken]

[well, that blows]

Tell Jan to give you my GekiChangers after I'm gone.

[philipedia]

[positively dragging you now]

You are not going. I cannot replace you.

[jaguarken]

[wot??]

[cough hack choke MORE BLOOD]

[philipedia]

[I WILL FIND HELP]

[jaguarken]

[you do that. I'll just make those horrible hacking choking noises and bleed all over you]

[bunnysplayboy]

[there is a man, a man with a Ribbon, and he is immune to all your damn dirty status effects]

[jaguarken]

[that's good, because now I'm going to cough in your face]

Who are you?

[philipedia]

Will you help him as well? I'll pay.

[jaguarken]

No, you don't have to -

[not going to finish that sentence, too busy coughing up a lung]

[literally]