* carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling #campfuckudie
CG: ATTENTION, HUMANS.
CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
CG: NOT ONE OF THOSE STUPID FUR-FACED PICTURES YOU ALL WORSHIP LIKE A BUNCH OF SUPERSTITIOUS WRIGGLERS.
CG: BUT A REAL ONE.
CG: ONE WHO JUST GOT DONE MAKING YOUR ENTIRE DAMN UNIVERSE A FEW HOURS AGO.
CG: YOU'RE WELCOME, BY THE WAY.
CG: BUT WE, YOUR GODS, HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU HUMANS ARE ALL TOO STUPID.
CG: SO WE HAVE COME TO RULE THIS PLANET WITH IRON CLENCHED PRONGS.
CG: WELL, THE WHOLE UNIVERSE REALLY, BUT THIS UGLY PLANET SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO START OUR TYRANNICAL TAKEOVER.
CG: ATTEMPTS AT RESISTANCE WILL BE MET WITH MOCKING AND THRESHING.
CG: IT'S FUTILE, BUT WE COULD USE A LAUGH, SO GO AHEAD IF YOU WANT.
((And I'm going for the night soon, will pick up tomorrow!))
CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
CG: NOT ONE OF THOSE STUPID FUR-FACED PICTURES YOU ALL WORSHIP LIKE A BUNCH OF SUPERSTITIOUS WRIGGLERS.
CG: BUT A REAL ONE.
CG: ONE WHO JUST GOT DONE MAKING YOUR ENTIRE DAMN UNIVERSE A FEW HOURS AGO.
CG: YOU'RE WELCOME, BY THE WAY.
CG: BUT WE, YOUR GODS, HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU HUMANS ARE ALL TOO STUPID.
CG: SO WE HAVE COME TO RULE THIS PLANET WITH IRON CLENCHED PRONGS.
CG: WELL, THE WHOLE UNIVERSE REALLY, BUT THIS UGLY PLANET SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO START OUR TYRANNICAL TAKEOVER.
CG: ATTEMPTS AT RESISTANCE WILL BE MET WITH MOCKING AND THRESHING.
CG: IT'S FUTILE, BUT WE COULD USE A LAUGH, SO GO AHEAD IF YOU WANT.
((And I'm going for the night soon, will pick up tomorrow!))