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Oct 12, 2010 19:21

[ There is a boy with a wooden crate sneaking up on a book with teeth. Help? Hinder? Ignore him and go back to reading Goodnight Moon? ]

(OOC: BURNED OUT WILL PICK UP TOMORROW)

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inui_log October 12 2010, 23:35:12 UTC

*getting up* There's a 58% chance that that would not be a good idea.

sharpenned October 12 2010, 23:37:55 UTC

. . . a 58% chance. . .?

inui_log October 12 2010, 23:41:17 UTC

Now that I see the teeth, I'm going to revise and say 98% chance.

sharpenned October 12 2010, 23:46:36 UTC

That's close to 100%.

inui_log October 12 2010, 23:50:21 UTC

Yes, it is. Do you need to read that book or are you attempting to eliminate danger from the library?

sharpenned October 12 2010, 23:53:15 UTC

I don't need to read it, but I wanted to.

inui_log October 13 2010, 00:00:34 UTC

There are plenty of others books that have less of a chance of biting you. You could try those ones first.

sharpenned October 13 2010, 00:06:54 UTC

That's true . . . but . . .

inui_log October 13 2010, 00:09:11 UTC

But what? Reading a book without teeth is the logical choice.

sharpenned October 13 2010, 00:18:17 UTC

That one looked interesting.

inui_log October 13 2010, 00:20:32 UTC

But how will you read it if it's under a box?

sharpenned October 13 2010, 00:29:44 UTC

. . . I'm working on that.

inui_log October 13 2010, 00:34:49 UTC

If you need help devising a plan, I can try to help you, but I suspect the success rate would be low.

sharpenned October 13 2010, 00:40:45 UTC

I would appreciate that. If it's still too risky I might look for a different book.

inui_log October 13 2010, 00:44:33 UTC

The best plan would be to defang the book in some manner.

sharpenned October 13 2010, 00:56:19 UTC

Do you have any scissors?

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