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[hakabana]

[on the porch outside Bar Benten are two ... well. two dudes drinking and talking.

elsewhere, there are people who were on the schedule getting shanked in a cornfield.

these two things are unrelated. ...what an exciting day.]

((FLAKING, both of us.))

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[asthecrow_flies]

[minding his own business in the cornfields, awww yeah]

[thebutlersawed]

[Boy it's sure dark out here. Strange that you can imagine the jaws theme...]

[asthecrow_flies]

[man, why is the Jaws theme suddenly stuck in my head? Oh well]

[continues skating along, humming it as he weaves in and out of cornstalks]

[thebutlersawed]

[was that a cracking stick behind you or something? Come to think of it, this is much more "Signs", isn't it...]

[asthecrow_flies]

[....... glances over his shoulder]

[thebutlersawed]

[WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR oh snap TEETH AND EYES and something sharp in your gut]

[asthecrow_flies]

-!!

[INSTINCT SAYS MOVE but he isn't fast enough-

a face on a screen, pile of bodies in the background and him atop them, eyes open and looking right at him-no, through him, "I don't need you anymore"

Gosh dying sucks 8|]

[thebutlersawed]

Awwww, poor little man~.

[la la la I want your organs on the outside la la la hack and slash. Eventually finishing that up and wandering off, while you likely respawn wherever you last saved...]

[asthecrow_flies]

[well you got his organs on the outside 8|a

IT TAKES A FEW MOMENTS but he finally respawns at the last place he saved]