MEANWHILE

[putyaswordson]

[it's some ridiculous hour of the morning. a man in a grey yukata is sitting in front of the corn fields, watching something rustling back and forth between the stalks.]

Be careful.

(player is being slow and durpy now, but beware of lurking Slenderman!♥)

Comments

[comesinfourth]

What's in there? Have you seen it?

[putyaswordson]

-oh, uh, nothing. Seen what?

[comesinfourth]

Whatever's in there. You're watching for something.

[putyaswordson]

It's-...

[sighs, holds his arms out towards the corn]

Come here, Mayorin.

[putyaswordson]

[and a baby gorilla peeks out]

[comesinfourth]

...it has your eyes.

[putyaswordson]

... that's a lie, mine are blue.

[comesinfourth]

I'm trying to be nice.

[putyaswordson]

I appreciate it. I guess. It came out of my egg when it hatched, and now I don't know what to do with it.

[comesinfourth]

Sell it to a zoo?

[putyaswordson]

... we don't have one of those here.

[comesinfourth]

I know that. Sell it to a zoo to collect when we get out of here.

[gayforjustice]

Are you getting any readings?

[comesinfourth]

Nada, but that doesn't mean much here.

[gayforjustice]

It's frustrating. Or it should be. It was until a few days ago.

[comesinfourth]

With the butterflies that only you saw? What did Oracle have to say?