The purest eyes...!

[gaybatbanchou]

[As you go about your daily business, a kind-looking young man wearing a plain Japanese high school uniform approaches you.]

U-um... excuse me, do you know where this is? I think I came here by mistake...!

[What do you do?]

((Intro post! New voice, new icons, may be slow. Important note for telepaths in his stats/permissions here. Feel free to mingle

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[king_of_shell]

*If you wander far enough to may come to a scorched area with an inexplicable giant gym in the middle. Outside this gym, a giant turtle is building what looks like a kiosk*

Mumble, grumble. Grunt work was a lot easier when I actually had grunts to do it.

[gaybatbanchou]

[...]

[okay that is Bowser]

[king_of_shell]

*hammer a nail, hammer a nail*

Hmm? What's that staring feeling I'm getting? *tuuurn* Oh. Hey.

[gaybatbanchou]

Hello. Sorry to bother you--what is this place?

[king_of_shell]

This here's the brand new CFUD Gym! The best place for all your training or deathmatch needs!

Haven't seen you around before. Is it New Camper time already?

[gaybatbanchou]

I guess it is. I just arrived today.

Why would people need to fight in deathmatches, here?

[king_of_shell]

Well, there's a lot of super-strong people in this place. And if they tick each other off, it'll probably be bad for everybody else if they duke it out in the middle of camp. So I built this place for people to come when they need to beat each other up without disturbing others!

Unless others wanna watch. Which is why it's an arena!

[gaybatbanchou]

Interesting. Does it cost anything to watch?

[king_of_shell]

Nah. There's not enough standard currency in camp for an economy. I don't even know if the Store costs money to ship stuff nowadays. It would help if I could find it, though.

Joining and training is free, too.

[gaybatbanchou]

Really. You're just maintaining it out of the kindness of your heart?

[king_of_shell]

Heck no! I'm bored out of my shell! I've gotta do something, so if I can inspire more people to fight for the fun, I'll take any chance I can get! Bwahahaha!

[gaybatbanchou]

You're not interested in picking fights yourself?

[king_of_shell]

Only if I don't get any takers. But I figure with all the chaos about to happen around here, nerves are bound to be crazy all around. It's only a matter of time.

[gaybatbanchou]

Tell me about October.

[king_of_shell]

...funny, that didn't sound like a question.

[gaybatbanchou]

Did I hurt your feelings?