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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well hi-de-ho there, campers! ... Gosh, that doesn't sound quite right, does it? Isn't October exciting? I know I'm enjoying the seasonable weather! And the leaves changing their color and falling and getting stuck in the grates so they clog - that's how my grandma used to collect bathwater for the evening

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[gleestud]

Sweet. Crackers and silly putty.

[goldstarring]

Is that a rubber chicken?!

[gleestud]

Yep! It squeaks too.

[SQUEAK SQUEAK.]

[goldstarring]

How will that ever be helpful?

[gleestud]

You could seriously hurt a man with somethin' like this, Rachel. I'm sure you could Google News "man beaten to death by rubber chicken".

[goldstarring]

Now, Finn. I think we talked about this. Unless they're important ambition dreams, dreams stay in your head.

[gleestud]

I'm just sayin'.

[goldstarring]

I'm going to hide the rubber chicken just in case, okay?

[gleestud]

Sure thing. I won't look for it either. Probably.

[goldstarring]

I'll let you know where it is if there's a crisis.

[gleestud]

Puck has crowbars.

[goldstarring]

... I really don't need to know what Puck keeps in his toolbox.

[gleestud]

They're for fighting invasions.

--hey Rach.

[goldstarring]

Hey Finn.

[gleestud]

Can we talk somewhere over there...ish?

[VAGUE GESTURE TOWARDS SOMEWHERE UNPOPULATED]

[goldstarring]

... have you been on some kind of journey of self-discovery while being in a female body that has led you to wanting to break up with me? If so, no.