itp: !!!

[alwaysuserubber]

[SOMEONE'S BLOWING THEIR EMERGENCY WHISTLE

IT SOUNDS SUPER IMPORTANT, THEY MUST NEED YOUR HELP! BETTER GO CHECK IT OUT]

(( slowing down, THANKS COLD ))

Comments

[nocturnemission]

Ahh! What's going on? Is it time to run for the hills?

[alwaysuserubber]

[tweet!!]

[nocturnemission]

Dude, at least tell me which direction the danger is!

[alwaysuserubber]

Danger? Who said anything about danger? Look at this!!

[nocturnemission]

But I thought... Nevermind. What is it?

[alwaysuserubber]

[crouching by something on the ground. motions for you to come closer!!]

[nocturnemission]

[... Approaches.]

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[TWO BEETLES

CONJOINED

SIAMESE TWIN BEETLES]

[nocturnemission]

Whoa! That's crazy!

[alwaysuserubber]

It's amazing!

[nocturnemission]

Hey, I just thought of something! What happens if one beetle decides to go one way, and the other decides to go somewhere else?

[alwaysuserubber]

...

Maybe they'd rip!

[nocturnemission]

Or maybe they'd just be stuck in one place forever!

[alwaysuserubber]

...

[nocturnemission]

I wonder if we can test this somehow... Hey, what do beetles eat?

[alwaysuserubber]

Sap and fruit!