ITP: obliviousness

[barfintomyhat]

[taking advantage of the sunny day is one Kurt Hummel who, hiding under a parasol by the poolside, is surrounded by all sorts of tanners and bronzers. and carefully applying them. considering his complexion has been compared to a milkmaid's, the contrast between both colors is . . . noticeable.]

(( eta: I'll pick up tomorrow! ))

Comments

[alifeofroses]

[stares at]

((placeholderrrr))

[barfintomyhat]

[notices Sakura staring, and smiles-clearly showing off]

[bluetilator]

Why do you coat yourself in paint? Are you planning to fight?

[barfintomyhat]

. . . Excuse me?

[bluetilator]

Are you going to war or is this part of an elaborate human mating ritual?

[barfintomyhat]

. . . The latter.

[crosses his legs and squares his shoulders] What do you think? Is it working?

[barfintomyhat]

That's for other people. I'd burn and freckle if I so much as stuck my hand outside the shadow.

[barfintomyhat]

[FU >:(]

Under normal circumstances, I'd agree with you, but . . .

[thedandymancan]

Isn't the parasol counter productive?

[thedandymancan]

Exac-

[thedandymancan]

...hello again.

[tobethemiracle]

What are you doing?

[barfintomyhat]

[. . . puts down the tanner. slowly]

I've been watching Jersey Shore re-runs all summer and, somehow, I felt an acute need to get a tan.

[tobethemiracle]

...this is some American reality TV show, isn't it?

[barfintomyhat]

Maybe.