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[the_ex_in_xp]

[Near the showers there are two people with towels, buckets, tin foil and look as if they're getting ready for Halloween. Or at least they are in the middle of doing something to their hair which might fit in with this month of gaudy costumes and bottles full of bright colored liquid. There is also a giant sign saying "PLEASE DISTURB, PEOPLE ARE

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[vs_everything]

I ... like your, uh, hat? It's really ... cool ... ?

[Being a supportive boyfriend is hard when your girlfriend, hot as she may be, has foil on her head.]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[looks up, half covered by towel and half by foil, looking totally hot thank you :\]

...wait, Scott?

[vs_everything]

Heeeeyyyy.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Dude, when did you get here? And it's a towel, c'mon, not everything on my head counts as a hat.

[actually removes it to show off bright orange highlights in her hair]

[vs_everything]

Like, Mmmarch? I think it was... wait what year is it now?

... Your head looks like a traffic cone.

[the_ex_in_xp]

...it's October 3rd, 2010. Just, wait, so you and Knives have been here the whole time?

[vs_everything]

October? 2010?! I totally missed TWO BIRTHDAYS! That sucks so bad!

... oh right Knives is here. I think she might be feral now. Some kind of ancient Chinese secret training technique. For the chi.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Or maybe she's stuck in some insane farmland with fictional characters and monster cannibals, making her crazier than usual.

[oh right, crazy ex-girlfriends...] Look, can we go someplace private and stuff?

[vs_everything]

Oh my God absolutely yes!!

[the_ex_in_xp]

Not for that, Scott! Maybe that later, but not right now...

[tugging Scott by the hand into the boys' showers] No, this is about how--like, how Knives shows up and sometimes she's okay and sometimes she decides to attack me randomly with sharp objects? Even though we were supposed to be done with the whole thing?

[vs_everything]

Oh. Well, I guess, yeah, but... Kids, you know! Ha ha! Always stabbin', those kids these days... Also maybe a bad homelife? Too much internet?

I don't know what I'm talking about please stop me.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Here, this should help.

[keywords clearly relevant]

[vs_everything]

[AW YEAH TURNING FAILURE INTO SUCCESS. SO SMOOTH.]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[pulls back, having thoroughly soften the blow for the punchline:]

Okay, so back to that. Maybe one or more of my exes have shown up with me. I think it's just one but I didn't even see you until now, so...

The bright side is you've totally already beaten them.

[vs_everything]

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He doesn't want to fight again, does he? That should be against the rules.

[the_ex_in_xp]

She. And...it sort of is? But this place isn't really good at rules. Except that one about not getting laid.

...I missed you?