itp: HEAT WAVE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh, campers! I hope you all are enjoying your families and counseling and counseling families and barracudas! Remember, you've only got a few more days to complete that assignment, counselors! I believe in you, and so does Taylor Swift

Comments

[12stepstoohigh]

Fuck you, Noobspeaker.

[he's pulling a large cardboard box behind him, on a rope tied through holes in the side. hmm...]

[ohno_u_didnt]

What is that?

[12stepstoohigh]

...you said it was my turn with the children.

[ohno_u_didnt]

*D-doing a quick headcount*

Is it really safe for you to take them outside though?

[12stepstoohigh]

That's what the stroller is for.

[...he has indeed drawn wheels on the side of the box. and he's peering in... nine babies! some of them have post-its on their heads with numbers.... and some don't.]

Bloody hell--! Next time, daddy's using crazy glue, kids.

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Sighs, picking one of the babies out of the box*

They were all in order at the cabin. And that is not a stroller. It's a BOX.

[12stepstoohigh]

[fussing with the numbers :|a]

How was I to know they'd roll all around?

[ohno_u_didnt]

They're round.

[12stepstoohigh]

But they're not round like balls, they're round like... well, like eggs, so I thought they'd mostly wobble to and fro like wibbles. Or was it weebles?

[ohno_u_didnt]

Weebles, I think.

[12stepstoohigh]

Like wibbly wobbly weebles!

[ohno_u_didnt]

If they wobble too much then there will be more of them. Again. We're already at nine.

[12stepstoohigh]

They do seem to keep wobbling off of things.

[ohno_u_didnt]

And they don't fit into any costumes.

[12stepstoohigh]

What good are these things? Really.

[ohno_u_didnt]

I'm not really sure anymore. I'm...not good with the crying and lack of sleep.