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[my_pleasure]

[ out near the Candy Shack, under a shady tree, a short mesh fence has been set up in the grass and lined with blankets. Inside is an egg baby! With a few traditional baby toys, like a rattle and a teething ring... as well as a frying pan and a couple of spoons. "Daddy" is lounging against the tree and seems mighty proud

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[my_pleasure]

[ looks up! ] Something wrong, lass?

[my_pleasure]

Well, what else does an egg play with?

[notonboard]

[. . . .]

Are you trying to get points for effort?

[my_pleasure]

I'll have you know I'll get points for more than just effort.

[notonboard]

Are you seriously taking care of it.

[my_pleasure]

Why shouldn't I? It's something to do.

[odiousialist]

[ooookay, carry on whatever. I'll just be reading here.

...or laughing behind my book maybe]

[my_pleasure]

...what?

[odiousialist]

[INNOCENT]

Hm?

[my_pleasure]

You have a better idea?

[sillyrabitricks]

. . .

[my_pleasure]

Oi, Patches!

[sillyrabitricks]

[deadpan] I never knew you were such a good, doting father.

[my_pleasure]

There's a lot of things you don't know about me.

[plzdontoustme]

Oh, Tyki got one too.

[my_pleasure]

Seems like a lot of people did.

[plzdontoustme]

Hee, even Alpha and he's a dog.

[my_pleasure]

How does a dog take care of an egg?