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[stolengood]

[Remember all that food you had squirreled away for Tuesdays? All the canned goods and cereal bars that can't be tainted by the unfortunate disease that is the third day of the week? Well, it's gone. But that blonde lady seems to be enjoying something awfully similar to what was in your stash...]

Comments

[emotionsathand]

You're stealing people's food now?

[stolengood]

"Now". That's cute.

[emotionsathand]

You're attracting an annoyed crowd.

[stolengood]

They'll get over it.

Look! It's food. None of you guys can get mad at me about this one.

[emotionsathand]

I'm not mad.

[stolengood]

Well, yeah, you're never mad.

[emotionsathand]

If I get mad it could be dangerous.

[stolengood]

Yeah, I think I can figure that out.

[emotionsathand]

Good.

How's the food?

[stolengood]

Entertaining.

[emotionsathand]

You need to find another hobby.

[stolengood]

Probably. Suggestions?

[emotionsathand]

Ever played baseball?

[stolengood]

A team sport.

[emotionsathand]

My family's favorite.

[stolengood]

I'm not good at sports.

Or teams.