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[rideswherever]

[a hundred thousand bats have just exploded into the sky. they are screaming, they are biting, and they are mad. they are in your hair and fighting their way up under your clothes.

... but only one of them is laughing at you]

((:'D expect slowness and please enjoy batapalooza edit ALSO I AM DISTRACTED BY TV WITH MY MOM be back tomorrow))

Comments

[pussyfortono]

[ trying to get them out of his hair ]

[rideswherever]

You'll have to do better than that~

[pussyfortono]

What are-- [ shoos some bats away ] you?

[rideswherever]

[just kinda fluttering around, riiiight out of your reach]

How rude!

[namedforthedog]

[at least it's not snakes?]

[rideswherever]

[maybe they will make an unholy alliance and you will have to deal with flying snakes, are you willing to let them try]

[namedforthedog]

[no, but I'm not going to be as panicked about getting away from them as I could be]

[rideswherever]

[you do that, this one is keeping pace with you, but somehow just out of arm's reach]

[ridestherider]

[NOT OKAY. SO VERY NOT OKAY. Trying to swat them all away.]

[rideswherever]

[I am sure some of them will make an effort to skirtflip]

[ridestherider]

[Shrieks, and tries to move away.] Get away!

[rideswherever]

So soon?

[ridesbackseat]

[Oh my god bats. Trying to keep them away from himmm.]

[rideswherever]

[CIRCLING YOUR HEAD >:E]

[ridesbackseat]

[FJSDKLFJSD SO MANY BATS

you're not getting any pettings for at least a day Kivaara.]

[rideswherever]

[hey there is no actual way to prove that this is my fault you pet withholding jerk]

[garugarugaruru]

[swatting!]

[rideswherever]

You're missing, you're missing!

[garugarugaruru]

You're not helping!

[rideswherever]

So try on your own, then.

[... the bats will swarm you twice as hard]