ITP - Night in the Life of...

[hadaringonit]

[ one hobbit is smoking pipeweed on a grassy hill, watching the stars. What are you doing tonight? ]

((Mingle, sweethearts. EDIT - derping out, abuse the post))

Comments

[mai_waifu]

[standing in front of a cow, giving it the stink-eye]

Seriously, get off my lawn. I like the grass here the way it is. Uneaten.

[hadaringonit]

...

[mai_waifu]

[pokes it with a stick]

[hadaringonit]

Your lawn?

[mai_waifu]

Yes, my lawn. I'll take whatever I can get since there's no mountain here.

[hadaringonit]

I don't understand.

[mai_waifu]

I'm a mountain god with no mountain. You do the maths.

[hadaringonit]

A mountain god?

[mai_waifu]

Is there something confusing about that?

[hadaringonit]

The concept is a little... different from what I know.

[mai_waifu]

Oh, surprise surprise. No one here has any kind of respect for youkai, not even gods.

[hadaringonit]

I do not lack respect, simply understanding.

[mai_waifu]

It's the same thing when you get down to it.

[hadaringonit]

I do not think so.

[mai_waifu]

Whatever, I'm only the interim god of the volcano here, and since we don't have one of THOSE anymore I'm out of my job.

[hadaringonit]

I see.