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[whatakida]

[ If you look up at one of the barn roofs today, you'll see a boy! A boy crouched very carefully on the edge of the roof, eyeing a neatly stack pile of hay on the ground. There is also a very worried girl standing nearby, cellphone at the ready like a true friend

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[cureworsethan]

Ah, no. It's an illusion! Try it like that.

*may or may not be joking--it's hard to tell*

[whatakida]

But will you catch me if I miss?

[cureworsethan]

You'll have to try and see. Is it okay if I don't?

[whatakida]

No, no it's not. I can't make poor Anri cry from having to see my mangled body.

[cureworsethan]

Ah, well. She is fairly cute, so I suppose it wouldn't be too bad to save you.

[whatakida]

Oh, was that your secret intentions? To get rid of the competition and keep Anri all to yourself?! A soap opera scandal in action!

[cureworsethan]

Ohh, you've found me out.

[whatakida]

The hero has caught the wicked villain in the act!

[cureworsethan]

So very wicked.

[whatakida]

Sorry for ruining your evil plot, Villain-san. You'll have to find another damsel to whisk away.

[cureworsethan]

Is that so?

[whatakida]

Yep. Sorry, but Anri is all mine!

[cureworsethan]

So she's impressed by men with broken bones?

[whatakida]

She was already smitten with me even before then. But you might have a chance at stealing away her heart from me if you try it too.

[cureworsethan]

If I try it? You mean stealing her heart, or leaping off of buildings?

[whatakida]

Jumping, of course!