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[dasschlechtende]

[there is a former-kingdom-nation laying down in some open field somewhere. at night.

counting sheep.

possibly quite loud even.

to his baby chick]

--but after thirteen sheep, it just gets a bit old, right?

[cheep! says the baby chick]

((... insomia--Prussia can't sleep, maybe your characters are trying to or maybe they can't sleep either.

Comments

[cureworsethan]

Oi. I hear some people still sleep nights. Maybe you've heard that too?

[dasschlechtende]

What? And miss the awesome things that happen at night?

[cureworsethan]

That's the rumor, at least.

[dasschlechtende]

. . . I'm counting sheep.

[leftintheright]

Your method of counting is inconsiderate, given the hour.

[dasschlechtende]

What's inconsiderate is the sheep not letting me sleep after counting to thirty!

[Fritz, the baby chick cheeps his agreement!]

[leftintheright]

*...glancing at the baby chick, then back at Prussia*

How is it the sheep's fault that you are unable to sleep?

[dasschlechtende]

... they're supposed to help?

Hey, Fritz, I don't think they're getting the idea.

[pokes baby chick who answers, cheep cheep!]

[pandoraboxed]

But wouldn't that defeat the purpose?

[dasschlechtende]

... no?

[pandoraboxed]

No?

[dasschlechtende]

... I dunno?

[whatakida]

But being boring is the whole point in counting sheep.

[dasschlechtende]

How many sheep does it take to be boring and not quit because it's so boring?

[whatakida]

At the very least one hundred. Man up and count up!

[dasschlechtende]

You count.

... who are you anyway?

[jerkchester]

I get that your sleep is shitty, but do you have to be so fucking noisy about it?

[dasschlechtende]

YES.

[jerkchester]

Asshat.

[dasschlechtende]

Arschgesicht!