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[fuckyoucow]

["It was a rich and gorgeous sunset - an American sunset; and the ruddy glow of the sky was reflected from some extensive pools of water among the shadowy copses in the meadow below." Francis Parkman was clearly destined to write poetry about night falling in CFUD. The last of summer's crickets chirp as the sun slips slowly beneath the horizon. a

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[climaxinside]

....Uh-oh.

[toots_his_horn]

Watch out!

[climaxinside]

*standing VERY VERY STILL and trying not to fall over*

I'm trying, really.

[toots_his_horn]

[being very careful walking around it]

Here, wait for a minute and I'll help you.

[alwaysuserubber]

It's huge!!

[tracknbythenose]

They are making lots of poop.

[alwaysuserubber]

They must've eaten a ton of corn!

[tracknbythenose]

And they are going to go eat more of the corn.

[nooneexpectsthe]

...

[CHASES AFTER COW!!]

[notsolittleone]

[reaching out to catch him]

Whoa, slow down!

[nooneexpectsthe]

But he'll get away!

[notsolittleone]

What if I said I know where he's headed?

[rhymeswithgrim]

[relevant]

[ournetprophet]

[you are in so much trouble young man]

[rhymeswithgrim]

[has already outlined several ways which qualify the name as entirely Dick Grayson's fault]

[ournetprophet]

[assuming we are in the Bat Barn or similar private area]

Tim!

[thepiltdownman]

...thanks cow. Thanks. You sure know how to make the moment.