woof woof.

[putyaswordson]

[a miserable-looking, slightly damp dog and a gorilla are outside the mess hall entrance. the dog is growling angrily.]

I told you, banana-flavoured milk powder shouldn't go in coffee!!

[ooc: Kondo doesn't have gorilla icons. Why? Because he is always a gorilla. THE MORE YOU KNOW ☆=

Kondo and Hijikata are out!]

Comments

[my_pleasure]

Banana-flavored? Now there's a thought.

[halfcocked]

[STILL FEMALE HI]

I thought you were obsessed with apples.

[my_pleasure]

Can't take a joke, eh? Not surprising.

[halfcocked]

What the hell are you even talking about?

[my_pleasure]

Nevermind. You're like that again?

[halfcocked]

It's Allen Walker's fault!

[my_pleasure]

I know how you feel! [ except not lol. ]

[halfcocked]

You think so?

[SHOVES TYKI'S HEAD INTO HER CLEAVAGE]

[my_pleasure]

Hey- [ mmf! PUSHING AT. ]

[halfcocked]

[laughing, pulling away]

[my_pleasure]

Eugh. That is something I never wanted to-

[my_pleasure]

[ ...wait a minute. ]

[my_pleasure]

[ grabbing own chest ]

O-oi! What the hell did you do?!

[halfcocked]

--Ha ha ha ha! It worked!

[my_pleasure]

[ grabs at Devit's arm ]

Change me back, right now.

[halfcocked]

How am I supposed to do that? If I could do that I'd be a man myself.