YOU THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD INTRO'D

[calcsavesyou]

[ in the center of camp there is a man chained to a single coffee table, reading the newspaper. on the table there is a glass of green soda and a large enough tray of donuts to share with you!

if only it weren't for that ten-foot diameter circle drawn around him and the large sign above, reading

CONTAGIOUS.

what do. ]

Comments

[comesinfourth]

[answer: BATARANG SWOOPING IN FROM THE SHADOWS TO GET A SAMPLE OF THE FOOD.]

[calcsavesyou]

... You could have asked.

[comesinfourth]

Would you have told the truth?

[starts doing SCIENCE to it.]

[calcsavesyou]

Why shouldn't I?

[comesinfourth]

You want that list itemised or just whatever springs to mind?

[is the donut okay to eat?]

[calcsavesyou]

Humour me, I'm new around here.

[the donut is safe o/ in fact, picking one up to take a bite out of it]

[comesinfourth]

You're crazy, ill, camp's playing a trick on you, you did this for entertainment, you don't know ... I can keep going. But donut!

[calcsavesyou]

[chuckle]

Enjoy.

[comesinfourth]

I will! It is my morning donut, so it's okay.

[calcsavesyou]

I would have offered coffee, but, you see.

[chain rattle]

[comesinfourth]

I have my ways.

[calcsavesyou]

Ah, that's good to hear.

[comesinfourth]

So do you know why there's a sign marking you as contagious?

[calcsavesyou]

I was hospitalized for a while, but it's a thing of the past.

[comesinfourth]

How long in the past?

[calcsavesyou]

A couple of months.