ITP: Na na, na na na na na na na na...

[all_outta_time]

[See Doc. See Doc standing in front of a Katamari, but having no clue what it is. All he knows is that it's bigger than him. He gives it an experimental push, shakes his head in amazement and grins broadly.]

Incredible!

Comments

[alphamalesyndrm]

...And what exactly does it do?

[all_outta_time]

It seems to have the uncanny ability to pick up anything it rolls over, even when the initial surface is completely covered.

[alphamalesyndrm]

So it's essentially a trash collector.

[all_outta_time]

I don't think everything here is trash, though that would be quite useful.

[alphamalesyndrm]

For what other purpose would one be collecting things that just happen to be lying on the ground?

[all_outta_time]

Perhaps they are a hoarder.

[alphamalesyndrm]

If their hoarding has gotten to the point where the general rules of physics are out the window, they're a completely lost cause.

[alphamalesyndrm]

I don't believe I was, but you have convenient timing.

[alphamalesyndrm]

I've been assigned to counsel you, should you require my assistance.

[alphamalesyndrm]

So you would be content with this meeting being our first and only 'counseling session.'

[there is a distinct lack of questioning in this tone of voice]

[alphamalesyndrm]

I'm content with taking that as a 'yes.'