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[so! on this fine morning in camp fuck you die, a boy - fourteen, tops - sits outside one of the old barns, leaning against the side of it. he appears to be entranced as he peruses through an iPod.]

Britney Spears, what have you done . . .

[slowin' down!]

Comments

[cheerleading]

A question I ask on a regular basis.

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I can't even tell these tracks apart.

[cheerleading]

She used to be so innocent! So did you do something to your hair? And if so, why.

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I liked "If U Seek Amy" ... until I actually heard her say it. No?

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[sits down next to him cheerfully.]

She didn't shave her head again, did she? It was such so sad the first time.

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- she shaved her head?

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Oops.

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Why would she do that?

[galacticfairy]

Amazing things!

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Is this really "amazing"?

[galacticfairy]

Yes!

Also, why are you small.

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I'm not that short-!

[smoothcriminal]

Who is Britney Spears?

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You don't know who Britney Spears is? ... I'm not sure if that's a bad thing now or not. She's a singer, for certain definitions of "singer."

[smoothcriminal]

There isn't really anything like that in my world.

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... oh yeah. Crazy interdimensional zombie camp.

[harisentai]

... ?

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All of these tracks sound like "Oops I Did It Again"/"Baby One More Time" 2.0. Someone needs to stop Max Martin right now.

[harisentai]

Stop whom?

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Max Martin.