itp: beef

[loltruth]

[there is a boy in the mess hall, he is very diligently eating what seems to be a giant beef bowl with a pair of chopsticks

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[isthisourchance]

[THIS POST WAS MADE FOR ME nom nom nom]

[loltruth]

Hey, you're going to get sick.

[isthisourchance]

[taking a break] You know me better than that, Souji-kun! Don't worry, I'll pace myself.

[loltruth]

It's not like the ones at Aiya, but it's not bad.

Even if I'm not quite sure how it works.

[glancing into his bowl ... then eats it]

[heliocentricism]

Gross.

[loltruth]

You don't like it?

[THIS IS TRULY SHOCKING]

[heliocentricism]

Pig bait.

[loltruth]

Bait for what?

[loltruth]

If you eat it right, you're not hungry for a while.

[loltruth]

Yeah, if you eat it too fast, or you don't understand what you're getting into, you get sick and it's a waste.

[samsera]

[...can eat something besides zombies for as long as she wants?

magic.]

[loltruth]

[stops to watch her]

[samsera]

[EATING STEADILY, a little clumsy with the chopsticks]

[loltruth]

That's pretty impressive.

[hello_campers]

I suspect that my bowl is a portal to the meat dimension.

In order to finish this bowl I must have Understanding of my limits.

Knowledge to control my pace.

Courage to face this unrelenting tide of beef.

And the Diligence to persevere against this colossal challenge.

[hello_campers]

[FINISHES THE BOWL]

[loltruth]

...

[I don't even have any words for this]

[hello_campers]

Delicious, isn't it?