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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well, hello there, campers! We sure have a busy month ahead of us, so let's all say "hi" to September! "Hi-de-ho there, September!"

I have in my hands a memo from on high! Apparently, you counselors haven't been doin' your jobs at all! ... 'course, you haven't been getting paid either, but charity is important, you know. Very important. And

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[actualrapist]

You could just admit you give us work out of boredom.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Gosh, no! We take things very seriously here sir, yessiree!

[actualrapist]

Yes, I can see that.

[fu_noobspeaker]

[THREE BULLETPROOF GORILLAS IN SUITS AND SUNGLASSES WALK BY.

... the "SWAT" theme is playing in the background.]

[my_pleasure]

I'll happily do my job...

As soon as I get paid.

[fu_noobspeaker]

I can give you pop-tabs!

[my_pleasure]

That isn't going to cut it.

[fu_noobspeaker]

They're accepted as currency in some countries! Why, just ask Oscar!

[write_it_in]

I wasn't hired for counseling. I was hired as a writing teacher and I've been doing that job, so I'm not taking this one.

[fu_noobspeaker]

[THREE GORILLAS IN SUITS MAY BE STANDING OUTSIDE YUKI'S CABIN . . . ]

[write_it_in]

[crankynovelist has a shotgun]

[fu_noobspeaker]

[they're bulletproof.

and knocking.]

[the_ex_in_xp]

I just got here, I haven't had time to slack off on whatever crappy job you gave me.

[fu_noobspeaker]

And now you have a nicer job! Isn't that nice?

[the_ex_in_xp]

If the job was actually nicer.

Dude, I can't talk to kids about their issues. What do you want me to do, scar them horribly forever?

[fu_noobspeaker]

Oh, that's okay! Most of them are pretty messed up anyway! We like to call them all special snowflakes.

[tsunforhire]

[Leans out of a cabin door, very much looking like she has just (been) woken up, and fires a few wide shots at the noobspeaker]

Auuuuughshutup--!

[fu_noobspeaker]

[THREE GORILLAS stand around the speaker pole. they are wearing suits and ties and sunglasses.

the bullets may have just bounced off of them, causing one to push his sunglasses back up nonchalantly.]

[tsunforhire]

[Rubs her head, blearily heading back inside]

fukkin speaker... fukkin gorillas... fukkin hangover...

[inurakuma]

[Well I HAD just been walking by, but stopping now and staring at the crazy lady with a gun.]