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[sets_mode_plusv]

[In your library, there is a young man curled up in a chair, reading a book . . . And twirling a shiny letter opener! The hoarde of attacking books are giving him two feet of room all around, even if they flutter over it occasionally while jostling each other.]

I wonder if there's a shredder around here . . .

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[thedandymancan]

Effective.

[sets_mode_plusv]

Enough to scare one, at least. I'm not spending my time putting an entire collection of encyclopedias through a shredder.

[thedandymancan]

Of course. As long as it keeps them out of the way, I see no point to go that far.

[sets_mode_plusv]

Mm . . . The only problem is finding that shredder.

[hoppy_ending]

*letter opener...*

Ah.

[sets_mode_plusv]

[. . . stops and pockets it]

Momiji.

[hoppy_ending]

Hello. *ducks down to get a look at the book title*

[sets_mode_plusv]

[sssomething about the Meiji Era]

What?

[motherbored]

[Poking her head out from the stacks]

Or you could just talk to them.

[sets_mode_plusv]

Because that will make them stop biting at my feet?

[motherbored]

If you know how to ask.

[sets_mode_plusv]

Please, go away, you nuisances?

[autorejoin]

[over here is a guy with a lit cigarette, a bottle of whiskey, and his feet are propped up on a table. and he's cheering Akito on. sort of.]

Go fight win.

[sets_mode_plusv]

[. . . picking a particularly vicious one up by its cover . . . and sending it Katou's way ♥]

[autorejoin]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH not cool not cool not cool!!!

[katana + book = otp]

[sets_mode_plusv]

Ah, oops. I thought that was where trash went.

[leftintheright]

*okay, hoards of attacking books are new and kind of perplexing*

[sets_mode_plusv]

[hmph, new kids - glancing at then going back to reading and twirling]

[leftintheright]

*keeping a wary eye on the books and a hand on his sword, but since you seem to have things under control for now, he'll leave it to you*

[sets_mode_plusv]

They're just pests.