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[fuckyou_chorus]

[This bright and pleasant morning, your character will find themselves a thousand feet in the air, on the surface of the biggest pancake/hotcake/whatever you other people call them in the world. We are talking kilometres long here. It is delicious, fluffy and annoyingly resistant to attempts to eat it.

What do you do, CFUD?]

((OOC: Absolutely no

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[splendad]

..eh? Ah? Am I dreaming still? Is this a lucid dream?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Yes, and now Shinpachi is the main character.]

[splendad]

[No way, it'd default to Kagura, and then Zura, before centering around someone as plain as that.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[It is all part of his plan to usurp the show. Be so forgettable that no-one notices him until it's too late!]

[splendad]

[Eh, if he succeeds the show will just get canceled again anyway, and then they'll show re-runs or a 'best of'.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[it worked for star trek]

[splendad]

[Did it? Didn't they have to restart the series?]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[fans wrote in, after writing decades of slashfic.

Are you up for being the uke to Shinpachi's seme?]

[splendad]

[What. That's just wrong. Shinpachi should never be a seme.]

[divinefailure]

I don't think so! Unless we're all dreaming!

[splendad]

So it's a shared dream? Ah... I fear for everyone's subconscious.

[divinefailure]

Who knew that everyone was secretly breakfast?

[splendad]

Nobody thought up to dream some maple syrup? Or even butter? I think I'd settle for a large fork.

[divinefailure]

It's too early for the Canadians to be awake.

[splendad]

Right, so they should be dreaming us up some syrup.

[divinefailure]

Maybe it's to the north?