itp cookie therapy
[Before you, there is a table laden with cookies. A tentacle alien, nearly seven feet tall and wearing this dress with this apron. He announces:]
Newcomers: I am Admiral ZEX, a VUX and therefore not a native to this planet. I mean you no harm, and would in fact greatly enjoy being your friend. I get rather tired saying this, but do not wish to rush you through your shock--coming here is quite a difficult transition to make, for some. I hope to ease this transition somewhat with friendly conversation and, if you require it, a bed for the night.
I also have chocolate macaroons. They are for everyone. Introduce yourself first, please.
((Mingle/introduce yourself/scream at the tentacle alien. I am here for you. <3))
Newcomers: I am Admiral ZEX, a VUX and therefore not a native to this planet. I mean you no harm, and would in fact greatly enjoy being your friend. I get rather tired saying this, but do not wish to rush you through your shock--coming here is quite a difficult transition to make, for some. I hope to ease this transition somewhat with friendly conversation and, if you require it, a bed for the night.
I also have chocolate macaroons. They are for everyone. Introduce yourself first, please.
((Mingle/introduce yourself/scream at the tentacle alien. I am here for you. <3))