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[stolengood]

Hey! You! Yeah, come here. Help me get that thing off the silo.

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[rhymeswithgrim]

[... waaaalks over]

It's not someone's cat again, is it?

[stolengood]

What? No. I just want to go BASE jumping and that giant whatever is in the way.

[rhymeswithgrim]

The silo isn't tall enough to reach the velocity necessary to open a parachute.

More importantly, Marcy's been on top of it for three months.

[stolengood]

Then that's what the bungees are for. C'mon, live a little! It's the tallest thing here, an I want to climb up it.

Why does it have a name? That's dumb.

[rhymeswithgrim]

I like to live a lot, actually. Hence the reluctance to jump off a small building that's already been claimed by camp's oldest resident.

[stolengood]

I'll just get someone else to help, thanks.

[rhymeswithgrim]

I think you're underestimating the giant squid.

[and isn't that a weird thing to warn against]

[stolengood]

What's the deal with that, anyway? Radioactive waste?

[rhymeswithgrim]

I've checked that. Camp only has normal levels of background radiation.

[stolengood]

Weird.

[rhymeswithgrim]

What's really weird is that she's survived three months without living a body of water, but it's camp. Suspension of disbelief is pretty necessary.

You're new?

[stolengood]

Just visiting.

[rhymeswithgrim]

[PALPABLE BAT-DOUBT]

Right.

[stolengood]

What's with the stupid outfit?

[rhymeswithgrim]

When you run with the cape and cowl crowd, fashion dignity gets to be overrated.

[stolengood]

Well it looks pretty dumb. Is that your LARPing group?