Aug 16, 2010 17:26
Why hello there, campers and counselors! Gosh, it's been awhile since we've done some good old fashioned camp activities, so I thought I'd lead all of us in a little sing-a-long! Now, you may not know the words, but you'll catch on quick! It goes a little like this:
♪ Old Ms. Sayre had a farm
E-I-E-I-O!
And on that farm she had some- turkeys!
E-I-E-I-O!
With a GOBBLEGOBBLE here and a kamikaze dive there
Here a BOOM!
There a FLAP!
Everywhere a GOBBLESPLAT!
Old Ms. Sayre had a- ♪
... oh my. Um! Campers and counselors, I would strongly suggest seeking shelter immediately! The turkeys are starting to look a little like they know what's a-comin' in three months if you know what I mean. And I haven't even prepared the stuffing yet ...!
[AND SUDDENLY, around camp, turkeys from god knows where start diving. there may even be a turkey blimp flying by overhead that the delicious fowl leap from, exploding into a pile of guts (or confetti - it's hard to tell) and microwaveable turkey dinners upon impact. what do you do. what do you do.]