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[divinefailure]

[there's a wall in camp. a magical wall.  Your character may have seen it, they may have leaned on it a few times, if they're from Disgaea they have shattered it gleefully a few times for lulz.

It is now a pile of rubble, after a certain blonde angel tripped over a rock and annihilated it. whoops]

Excuse me! I'm sorry, but I think we'll have to

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[lolmafialol]

Kind of a small party these days, huh, Cloud?

[secondhandsky]

[shrug]

It happens.

[intheblueblazes]

Whoa, what is this? I feel this weird connection with you guys! Are we psychically linked?

[lolmafialol]

Haha! Not by a long shot!

Guess we'll just have to make up for it. There's less of us, so let's work hard!

[anonforgives]

[oh my god I'm in Cloud's Strife's party

I'm so gay right now]

[secondhandsky]

. . .? Mikado?

[anonforgives]

N-nothing! Um!

A-actually-- can I ask you a question?

[secondhandsky]

. . .?

Sure?

[anonforgives]

... Do I have stats? On the menu... Like, HP...

[lolmafialol]

Whoa, hey, I wanna know too!

[intheblueblazes]

We have Final Fantasy stats?!

[secondhandsky]

--Er-- yeah.

I keep forgetting you guys can't see the menu.

[intheblueblazes]

I wanna know! What's my attack? Do my flames count as MP?

[secondhandsky]

Well... sure. I can run you guys through it.

[Menu Access for Rookies]

In Camp Fuck You Die, there are a lot of people with different menu systems. Depending on the party, one person might have access to a Final Fantasy menu, a Tales menu, a Dragon Quest menu, and a Single Person Shooter menu all at the same time, if they're docked correctly.

Let me pull up the menu.

[secondhandsky]

This is the PHS screen, so you can see how the connections work. The PHS screen is where I can access foreign menus, too.

Depending on the party members, and the people I interact with,

the number of menus I have access to adjusts. Right now, since none of you have menus of your own, my main menu is my trusty oldschool menu, which you've all seen. Though, keep in mind: the logic used in sequels and even prequels for Compilation is also taken into account for me. You're not always limited to your original system's rules in roleplay.

In the upper right, you can see some foreign menus I sometimes have access to. Zack Fair has docked his menu onto mine, even though he's not a player character. His Menu system is pretty different, since he doesn't normally run on a Party system. If I have to, I can select his menu, and bring up his screen.

Anyway, we're getting off topic. I get pretty into this tutorial thing...

[secondhandsky]

No offense, but I'm the most familiar with Vincent and Aeris, so they're in my battle lineup for now. The others from home aren't here, so I can't select them. But they're a member of my party wherever they go, whatever world it is.

(Everyone but Reeve has been here at some point... I wonder if they'll come back?)

I'm sure you guys can see yourselves.