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[crowingabout]

[I do feel oddly compelled!]

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[DO YOU PUSH IT?]

[crowingabout]

[I AM TOTALLY PUSHING IT]

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[Vampires

What's this? This strange, gnawing hunger in your gut? You're craving--somehow--though you've never wanted to, oh, you hate this hunger! But you want ... fresh blood.

You may find yourself sparkling a little, too.]

[weluvthe80z]

[INSPECT BUTTON]

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[IT'S A BIG RED BUTTON. YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO PUSH IT.]

[weluvthe80z]

[Of course I do. I'm a videogame character]

[... PUSHES IT :V]

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[Second-person narration

You feel compelled to narrate your own life. Aloud. it makes total sense to you, after all, you are the director of your own life. This is what you're doing, this is what you're saying, and there's an audience just dying to put themselves in your shoes! What are you going to do!]

[galacticfairy]

[SMACK]

Forty-two!

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["What do you mean, we're related?!"

the next person who talks to you is your One True Love, the person you've waited your entire life for! but no--no! oh no, it seems that you've just found out from the doctor-- you're related! Siblings! Your love can never be! What will you do?]

[galacticfairy]

... what...

[swornmyoaths]

[SITS ON IT]

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[Arranged Marriage

You're so nervous!! Today, today is the day you'll meet your future spouse! Oh, what kind of person will they be like? Will they be shy? Tough? You really want to get along, though! So you'll just have to try your hardest to WIN THEM OVER!!]

[swornmyoaths]

Pyaaaaa.

[tsungunfire]

[...you don't look like a cat]

[welchersmaycry]

. . . absolutely not.

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[BUT IT'S BIG AND RED

YOU REEEEEEALLY WANNA]

[welchersmaycry]

[GLARES]

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[PUUUUUSH MEEEEEE IYAA]