Let's Fighting Love~

[stanleys_cup]

[There's something... different about Stan today. Most notably, he's about two and a half feet taller, a decade or so older, and looks like he's been working out. That, and he just smashed a gorilla in the face with his tonfa and sent it flying into a tractor.]...And don't let me catch you peeking into the girls' cabins again, asshole

Comments

[galacticfairy]

Champagne please...

[stanleys_cup]

Huh? What do you mean?

[coffeejesus]

Oh my.

[stanleys_cup]

Oh, uh. Hey. I didn't mean to, like, startle anybody.

[coffeejesus]

. . . it's not good to be violent.

[stanleys_cup]

What? Him? He'll be okay. I only use my powers for good.

[moveurdeadfros]

[Suddenly, the ninjas ancestral and terrifying enemy- THE PIRATE.

Who is mostly looking at the scene and going all OOOH and AAAH at it.]

Goodness, quite the mighty blow... and with a regular wooden tonfa, at that!

1/2

[stanleys_cup]

[Fortunately, this particular ninja thinks that pirates are pretty cool.]

Really? Thanks. But it's not just a regular wooden tonfa. With my Tonfa of Takinawa, I am--

2/2

[stanleys_cup]

[FIRE BLAST! At nothing in particular!]

--Shadohachi, sworn enemy of evil and people I don't like!

[moveurdeadfros]

[FLINCHES BACK FROM THOSE FLAMES]

-Ah, I see... then, would that list happen to include pirates?