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[inui_log]

I have three questions that need answered. First, does anyone in camp know how to play tennis? Second, does anyone have 127.98 meters worth of nylon rope? I will also take regular rope but I would prefer nylon. Lastly, I need to talk to a camper named Fon Fortinbras. Does anyone know where he bunks?

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[nocturnemission]

So, uh... Are you going to tie this Fon guy up and make him tell you tennis secrets?

[inui_log]

What reason would I have for doing that?

[nocturnemission]

I was just trying to figure out how those three things are related.

[inui_log]

They are related but not in that way. I'm a tennis player, so I'm 100% interested in anyone here who can play tennis. I need the rope in order to make a tennis net and I'm trying to find Fon Fortinbras because I have receive information that he can be easily taught to play tennis.

[wellerthanthou]

I do.

[inui_log]

Which of the questions are you answering? Or are you answering to all of them at once?

[wellerthanthou]

No, just the last one.

[inui_log]

Ah, thank you. Where does he stay?

[textbooktsun]

What could you possibly need that much rope for?

[inui_log]

I need to construct a tennis net.

[textbooktsun]

You're going to braid one? Isn't there a mail-order catalog or something for that kind of thing?

[inui_log]

It's unlikely that I could afford a regulation standard tennis net, as I don't have a lot of money with me here. Otherwise, I would attempt to make a purchase through the camp store. Any net is better than no net.

[bard_in_boots]

It is not often that I see someone so particular about what they use to...bind...a thing.

[inui_log]

The rope won't be used for binding, it's going to be used to construct a tennis net.

[bard_in_boots]

A tennis net?

[inui_log]

Yes. Do you play tennis?

[u_jerk]

We've still got a store.

[inui_log]

And me, with no money. As before, I didn't get the chance to pack properly before being brought here.

[u_jerk]

That sucks. I don't know what kind of trades Hughes-san takes.

[inui_log]

Hughes...he took the store over from Ari?