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[intheblueblazes]

[suddenly 5 huge, hulking, Stranger Danger!size gorillas in overalls run streaking and screaming through the farm, set on fire. Blue fire.

They are running from a HUGE BLUE BRUSHFIRE behind the barn.

Also, totally not nearby or looking awkward or guilty at all, holy shit who knew the field would burn so easily, a slightly beat up teenage boy

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[bulletpointed]

. . . I had a feeling it wouldn't be hard to find you, nii-san.

[intheblueblazes]

[RECORDSCRATCH]

--Yukio?!

Holy shit! Yukio, you're here!

[bulletpointed]

That I am.

[staring at your fiery mess]

What exactly have you been up to?

[intheblueblazes]

It-- it was an accident...

[bulletpointed]

Which part?

[intheblueblazes]

What do you think? When did you get here?

[bulletpointed]

I just arrived here approximately an hour ago. I took a quick walk around the place and spotted the fire.

You're changing to topic, what are you doing with your flames?!

[intheblueblazes]

There's these gorillas, and there were a lot of 'em, and I had to fight them off...

[bulletpointed]

The same ones offering a guided tour of the place?

[intheblueblazes]

I don't know, they were huge-- there were gorillas offering you a tour?

[bulletpointed]

They were quite polite about it.

[points to the blaze]

Do you think you'll be able to clear that up or shall I give nii-san a hand?

[intheblueblazes]

--Help'd be good. Other people are helping too! An' it's raining, somehow.

[bulletpointed]

Holy water would be more effective. I thought you'd remember that from your lessons.

[hands you a grenade]

[intheblueblazes]

[catch]

Oi, the hell would I be carrying holy water around for?

[ganks the pin and chucks it, GRENAAADE]

[bulletpointed]

Point.

Please stand behind me.

[FIRING AT THE GRENAAAAAAAAADE]

[intheblueblazes]

[alsdfjka; scrambles behind him.]