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[intheblueblazes]

[suddenly 5 huge, hulking, Stranger Danger!size gorillas in overalls run streaking and screaming through the farm, set on fire. Blue fire.

They are running from a HUGE BLUE BRUSHFIRE behind the barn.

Also, totally not nearby or looking awkward or guilty at all, holy shit who knew the field would burn so easily, a slightly beat up teenage boy

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[coughinguplove]

[approaching housewife!]

I can't put it out, but I can stop it spreading.

[intheblueblazes]

It's back there! It's not big yet but it's getting way bigger!

[coughinguplove]

Stand back.

[THAT'S ALL THE WARNING GIVEN. Handclap, a crackle of blue energy along the ground, and a stone wall rises in a ring around the fire to contain it. The ground level around said wall drops in proportion to how much stone Izumi raises.]

[intheblueblazes]

[..................... WHAT]

[intheblueblazes]

Th...that was incredible!

[coughinguplove]

Oh, it was nothing.

[intheblueblazes]

What was that? Do you control the earth?

[coughinguplove]

It was just--

[coughinguplove]

[BLEUGH]

[coughinguplove]

--alchemy.

[intheblueblazes]

[sdjfk;a]

[intheblueblazes]

Are you okay?!

[coughinguplove]

I'll be fine. You should be more worried about how that fire started.

[intheblueblazes]

You just coughed up a ton of blood!

[coughinguplove]

Are you even listening?

[intheblueblazes]

That's not fine! How is that fine?!