BIRFDAY BASH

[goddamnbatsperm]

[Today outside of the mess hall there are several tables set up, decorated with streamers, plates, forks, napkins and various Batman themes playing in the background.

There is even an epic cake and banners that say "HAPPY [belated] BIRTHDAYS, ROBIN AND RED ROBIN" and a piñata in scaly panties with a crowbar for a bat

Comments

[rhymeswithgrim]

You never told me we practically shared a birthday.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Who cares! It's just a day, and I don't think I'm going to be getting any small countries this year, so why bother?

[rhymeswithgrim]

What nation on this planet would accept you as its sovereign?

[goddamnbatsperm]

All of them, if Mother ever had her way.

[hidesthebodies]

. . . happy birthday.

[goddamnbatsperm]

It was weeks ago.

[hidesthebodies]

I know, you did tell me.

[goddamnbatsperm]

This whole thing is a ridiculous spectacle.

[insertdickjoke]

Why would he do that, Robin?

[goddamnbatsperm]

I don't pretend to understand the mind of a madman.

[insertdickjoke]

That's not exactly how I'd understand him.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Good for you.

[archaelologist]

Happy birthday. To both of you.

[goddamnbatsperm]

This is a lame party.

[archaelologist]

Well, the fault lies with the host, doesn't it?

[goddamnbatsperm]

Well, I'm not hosting it. It was a surprise.

[im_impulse]

Hey, you did too have a birthday party. I didn't even mention it like you wanted!

...unless this counts as mentioning it.

[goddamnbatsperm]

A secret party? What did you do?

[im_impulse]

Completely normal secret birthday stuff! I wasn't supposed to do anything that got too much attention, and I didn't even get to use streamers since the bat-cow ate 'em.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Why did he want it to be a secret?