meanwhile

[istheship]

[it's a lovely evening out! the crickets are chirping, the stars are shining, there's an infestation of adorable ... things in your sock drawer.

one girl is out by a barn surrounded by a flock of said pests, facing down several guilty-looking chickens.]

I am very disappointed in you.

[but then, what are you doing?]

((DAY/NIGHT IN LIFE POST i'll

Comments

[archaelologist]

[collecting chicken-things..?!]

[alphamalesyndrm]

[...has a couple following at his heels wherever he goes. this is decidedly unmanly.]

[archaelologist]

You're a papa.

[alphamalesyndrm]

I don't think parenthood or pet ownership quite works this way.

[archaelologist]

Would you really leave them alone?

[alphamalesyndrm]

It doesn't appear that I have much of a choice at the moment.

[archaelologist]

[picking one up to put on your head]

[alphamalesyndrm]

[... casually sidestepping that]

[archaelologist]

[the chibunny peeps at you]

They like you.

[alphamalesyndrm]

Be that as it may, I am not a perch for these or any animals.

[archaelologist]

[chibunny trying to leap from boatmom's hands to your beautiful dreadlocks]

Oh dear.

[alphamalesyndrm]

[swiftly catching it in hand and... holding it away from the dreads. kyaa such quick reflexes]

[archaelologist]

Well done.

[alphamalesyndrm]

...Thank you.

[... am I a heartless person if I set this down on the ground. do not want chibunny poo on hand]

[archaelologist]

[too late, you've been pooped]

[alphamalesyndrm]

[... ... ... ... lovely. debating how classy and helpful it would even be to wipe that on the grass]