a Serious Business proposition

Jul 17, 2010 14:13

You know what this place needs? A lemonade stand!

So how about it; who wants to go into business with me? You do the lemon squeezing and man the booth and I'll, uh... I'll take care of advertising!

Hey, I'll even give you 10% of the profit! Pretty generous, huh?

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grillitwithfire July 17 2010, 19:32:25 UTC
Sixty.

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nocturnemission July 17 2010, 19:34:13 UTC
No way! I'm the owner!

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grillitwithfire July 17 2010, 19:35:15 UTC
You're only advertising!

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nocturnemission July 17 2010, 19:38:17 UTC
What do you mean only advertising? It's important work!

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grillitwithfire July 17 2010, 19:42:14 UTC
Of course, but it's not ninety percent of lemonade business!

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nocturnemission July 17 2010, 19:43:32 UTC
[Sigh] Fine, fine. Twenty percent.

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grillitwithfire July 17 2010, 19:45:08 UTC
Fifty-five.

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nocturnemission July 17 2010, 19:49:49 UTC
Dude, I might as well hand over the business, at that rate! Thirty.

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grillitwithfire July 17 2010, 19:54:16 UTC
Fifty! An even split for a two-man-business!

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nocturnemission July 17 2010, 19:54:54 UTC
Hm... You drive a pretty rough bargain, man.

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grillitwithfire July 17 2010, 19:59:33 UTC
Gastronomy business is one of the toughest. You either love it or leave it!

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nocturnemission July 17 2010, 20:04:21 UTC
How is a lemonade stand tough? Kids run them all the time.

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grillitwithfire July 17 2010, 20:50:51 UTC
But is it delicious lemonade?! Come on!

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nocturnemission July 17 2010, 20:52:30 UTC
It's just lemon water and sweetener, right?

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