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[boosterrific]

[There is a man in a very shiny suit with a sign that reads:

"FREE KISSING LESSONS***

*MUST BE OVER 18.

*MUST BE A LADY-PERSON.
*WHY YES, I AM AWESOME AT THIS."

He's looking pretty pleased with himself.]

Comments

[bisonisdriving]

Muuuh.

[boosterrific]

You are not a lady-person.

[benddeyada]

Sorry about that. Appa thought you were giving out watermelons instead. I guess his ears need a good cleaning, ha ha.

[boosterrific]

Kissing lessons doesn't sound anything like watermelon treats.

[theappleofhis]

[carrying the daughter]

Oh?

[boosterrific]

She doesn't make the age cut, unfortunately. Though she does make the age cute.

[theappleofhis]

She certainly does. I'm glad you've made that distinction.

[boosterrific]

Something tells me you don't need lessons.

[minetouse]

Oh my.

[boosterrific]

Oh, your...?

[minetouse]

So what guarantee do I have that you're "awesome" at this?

[boosterrific]

What kind of guarantee would you like?

[andcontrarywise]

Lady-person, is it? Isn't it lucky one wore a skirt today.

[boosterrific]

Um... Nnnnyes?

[andcontrarywise]

Now, now, but that is hardly a response of enthusiasm.

[boosterrific]

No, no no that skirt is good.

[heightruled]

... nice.

[boosterrific]

You must be this tall, and a girl, to ride this ride.

[heightruled]

How long did you spend planning this?

[boosterrific]

About oohhhh....

You know...

I'd say....

37 seconds?