(Record scratch)

[stanleys_cup]

[It's way past a certain fourth grader's bedtime, but that's not stopping him from leading others. He's got a ragtag, lovable, underdog group of zombies that he's going to take to the Camp Zombie Football Championships. You might've even seen them practicing off in the distance. Coach Stan is a firm but caring no-nonsense leader, and his misfit

Comments

[spankmyvampup]

... Wow.

[stanleys_cup]

Throw the ball! Throw the ball!

[The zombie quarterback spins around in a daze, then weakly throws the ball over in her general direction.]

Sorry. Can you throw that back over here?

[spankmyvampup]

*Picks it up and tosses it over*

Why are you bothering?

[stanleys_cup]

[Catches it and gives it back to the zombie quarterback, who starts trying to eat it.]

Because I need all the money I can get so I can buy a new bike. And I guess they found out I play football or something.

[canhascow]

Why are you making zombies practice formations? They are not coordinated enough nor fast enough to do anything useful like that; they are better off shuffling around in packs, as they do.

[soviet_catboy]

They're also good at being really grody.

[stanleys_cup]

Yeah, that too.

[soviet_catboy]

Maybe you could make them smell SO BAD the other teams faint?